garden/life....short and to the point...becuase i'm half asleep...

moles are out of garden...killed their tunnels twenty times, they got the point and left
beans grew
tomatoes(which i hope will die) grew bigger and are redder
cilantro mysteriously dying
parsley mysteriously getting bigger that its good for
dill=same
thyme=same
watermelons actually pulled through and budding
strawberry...once,non-existant...exist
peppers...not sure what their up to...sensing conspicuous behavior
pumpkins are taking up m ore space thatn they have

puppy=poop mess
crystal=jelous, but in recovery
hardees is uneventful...seeking new job
family= uneventful...seeking new family...jk
driving=terrifying...stay off the roads/sidewalks when im out
school preparations...non-existant...holding off thoughts of school as long as possible...

if you say all this in a monotone voice that is how i meant to type it...there in no enthusiasm, nor is there any sarcasm...i think...too tired to re-read and check for typos...

Sorry, But THAT is not in my job decription

so at work...on saturday, i was told a story...a s tory that would change my life forever.....

the night before, there was a man, not like any other

he had on long pants, that were hiked up to gwam...and he was old enough to have seen the discovery of america

well, this man was outside our doors at work...adn he was shakinghis pants


and shaking his pants...

and shaking his pants


until somthing fell out.....

well that somthing was what i had to clean up the next morning.....

no it wasn't lint

or candy


but yes.....it was poop....human poop


he has shaken poop out of his pants, and dropped it outside our door....yum

well if you job ever gets boring...hardees is hiring...

GaRdEn UpD@Te!!!

so heres some updates on the janssen's outdoors....

can you see the long strip of grass by the fence...i planted this where the dirt was, and it it the softest grass i have ever stepped on...

after a long spring, and partial summer, this once half dead plant now has flowers

the moles are attacking...they've dug into the garden, and into the trellis plants...its time to suit up for battle, this is one fight i will not lose!!!...they beter watch thier backs...the old goat killer is on the loose(for those of you who watch homestar runner....you are probably laughing out loud...)

think it took long enough...i thought i'd never see a tomato sprout, its been sooooo looong!

the pumpkins are fifty leaves bigger than the last time...probably becuase of all the plant 'roids i'm giving them...aka fertilizer...no i dont use real steroids on them...

this zinnia has was planted in april i think..and now its finally blooming, i don't know what took so long!!!

this plant was a myatery plant...i wasn't sure what it was aupposed to do...but it fell apart easily, and it was very fragil...mrs. echola ave them to me and we just stuck 'em in the ground, and let them grow...and now they are really pretty flowers, in white yellow pink and orange colors...

i know this mightbe a boring post...but i just want you to see my beautiful babies!!!!!

dreams are there to make your life a little more intersting than you could make them yourself...

so i went to bed, and had the weirdest dream ever


i was shopping at wal-mart, and before this justin timberlake had just randomly dissappeared, and no one really cared, and we all forgot...

so, im at wal-mart

and i see this door, and it goes to the basement, and i head downstairs...
thereis a hallway with two doors in it, i skipi the first, and open the second one...
when i open it, this other celebrity, that i didn't know opens it up(i dont know how i knew he was famous)...but behind him was a gigantic pool party! there were tons of people and it was like a beach party...

then i shut that door, and opened the one i skipped before...and it was a boring little room, and justin timberlake was in it...

hes like "i havent seen someone in two years!! can i sing to you?"

so he sang sexy back to me, and now that i write th is i kind of giggle...than i asked him if he wanted to got o the pool party next door

we went tot he pool m party, and as soon as we walked in we all got color coordinated inner-tubes... and we all sang this song with water ballet/coreography...i dont remeber the song, but we were all singing, and then i had to leave


i was like" igotta go"

and they said "you can't leave were just having fun"

"We'll i have to finish my wal-mart shopping"

And they aere all like "awwww"

Then i said that i'd be back to morrow,and then i left...

so maybe tomorrow, i'll have a sequal dream...but probably not....

as usual (DONT MIND THE TYPOS)